Dear Timberlakes Owner:

Please excuse the incomplete message that was inadvertently sent to you earlier today. It was sent before it was complete and the link results in an error message. You do not need to contact us or call KUTV to report nefarious messages being abducted by aliens. Your webmaster goofed up and will be severely dealt with later. The message you were intended to receive will be posted next week.

The Webmaster